3 Condoms
3 Condoms
A young man goes into a pharmacy
and asks the pharmacist "Hello, could
you give me condom. My girlfriend has
invited me for dinner and I think she is
expecting something from me!" The
pharmacist gives him the condom; and
as the young man is going out, he returns
and tells him: "Give me another condom
because my girlfriend’s sister is very cute
too. She always crosses her legs in a
provocative manner when she sees me
and I think she expects something from
me too." The pharmacist gives him a second
condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns
back and says: After all, give me one more
condom because my girlfriend’s mom is still
pretty cute and when she sees me she
always makes allusions…and since she
invited me for dinner, I think she is
expecting something from me!!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with
his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right
and the mom facing him. When the dad gets
there, the boy lowers his head and starts
praying: "Dear Lord,bless this dinner…thank
you for all you give us…!!!" A minute later the
boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your
kindness…" Ten minutes go on and the boy
is still praying, keeping his head down.The
others look at each other surprised and his
girlfriend even more than the others. She gets
close to the boy and tells him in his ear:
"I didn’t know you were so religious!!!"
The boy replies:"I didn’t know your dad
was a pharmacist!!!"
Virgo