You should try to be a driving force towards achieving the group’s goals today — whether the group is your family, your team at work, or your gang of friends. Your charms are powerful, and people will be eager to comply with what you want — once you show them what is in it for them, of course! You’re a skilled salesperson today, so it won’t take too long to help people understand why your plan is the best plan. Be confident and be collaborative.
Virgo
Be careful about compromises today. Go over the finer details before committing.
Be careful about making any compromises today. Sure, things might look logical at first, but you might get really burned in the end unless you go over the finer details and get things nailed down. Even if it’s just you and a friend arranging some fun weekend plans, you need to make sure that you both understand what each of you is sacrificing — and what each of you is gaining. Going to all the extra effort might seem silly, but it will help you avoid conflict and focus on having fun.
Virgo
Be careful about compromises today. Go over the finer details before committing.
Be careful about making any compromises today. Sure, things might look logical at first, but you might get really burned in the end unless you go over the finer details and get things nailed down. Even if it’s just you and a friend arranging some fun weekend plans, you need to make sure that you both understand what each of you is sacrificing — and what each of you is gaining. Going to all the extra effort might seem silly, but it will help you avoid conflict and focus on having fun.
Virgo
Why keep your combative feelings to yourself? Unleash your bold, opinionated side.
Why keep your combative feelings to yourself? You should feel free to unleash your bold, opinionated side today — it will generate some surprising results. People might not be used to seeing you like this, but it is a legitimate part of who you are and you should stop hiding it for the sake of helping to create a more peaceful environment. If other people aren’t holding back, then why should you? Talk about complex issues, and let your personal, passionate emotions come out to play.
Virgo
Today, a combative personality will turn meek as a kitten in your calming presence.
Today, a combative personality will suddenly be meek as a kitten in your presence. With all of the positive energy that the universe is sending your way right now, you are the ultimate calming influence, even in the angriest groups of people. Your practically magical skills will be highly-sought after today, as there will be much conflict and controversy going on. You can expect a lot of people to ask you to get involved with their problems. Choose who you say ‘yes’ to very carefully.
VirgoConstructive criticism is coming your way today — you should take it seriously.
Some constructive criticism is coming your way today, and you should take it seriously. When someone takes the time to give you a helpful tip, you need to be grateful — not defensive. Listen carefully to what they tell you, and if you disagree with what they are telling you, say so — but be diplomatic about it. They are doing you a favor by giving you feedback, so respect that. Have a dialogue with them and trust that they have your best interests at heart, because they do.
VirgoTake a risk today and try your hand at something that you’ve never done before.
Take a risk, today. Try your hand at something you’ve never done before. It doesn’t have to be as adventurous as skydiving or rock climbing — it can be as simple as baking a cake for the first time or trying a different type of coffee drink. Switch things up and you might just turn yourself on to a new favorite thing. You’re full of surprises, and can even surprise yourself once in a while. Stretching your knowledge isn’t all just about academic learning. Life experiences count, too.
Virgo
Is there too much happening now — or not enough? You’re a bit confused, today.
Is there too much happening around you right now? Or not enough? You’ll be vacillating between bored-out-of-your-skull and utterly-over-stimulated today, which could drive the people you’re hanging out with a bit nuts. But despite their frustration with your unpredictability, they’ll love it at the same time. So just embrace your pendulum-like mood swings and don’t feel like you have to hide your emotions. You should go from tears to laughter without hesitation.
3 Condoms
A young man goes into a pharmacy
and asks the pharmacist "Hello, could
you give me condom. My girlfriend has
invited me for dinner and I think she is
expecting something from me!" The
pharmacist gives him the condom; and
as the young man is going out, he returns
and tells him: "Give me another condom
because my girlfriend’s sister is very cute
too. She always crosses her legs in a
provocative manner when she sees me
and I think she expects something from
me too." The pharmacist gives him a second
condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns
back and says: After all, give me one more
condom because my girlfriend’s mom is still
pretty cute and when she sees me she
always makes allusions…and since she
invited me for dinner, I think she is
expecting something from me!!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with
his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right
and the mom facing him. When the dad gets
there, the boy lowers his head and starts
praying: "Dear Lord,bless this dinner…thank
you for all you give us…!!!" A minute later the
boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your
kindness…" Ten minutes go on and the boy
is still praying, keeping his head down.The
others look at each other surprised and his
girlfriend even more than the others. She gets
close to the boy and tells him in his ear:
"I didn’t know you were so religious!!!"
The boy replies:"I didn’t know your dad
was a pharmacist!!!"
VirgoAre you nervous about an upcoming family gathering? That’s silly — they love you!
Are you getting nervous about an upcoming family gathering? That’s silly — these are the people who always see the best in you (or at least try to). So you need not worry whether you are going to perform to their expectations. If you go into the situation feeling like you’re under the microscope, you’ll be uptight. You need to relax and try to see these people as your allies, not your judges. They love you! You will see for yourself five minutes after you walk in the door.
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